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"Opinions
are like assholes. Everybody has one." - Harry Callahan
"Anyone
proud of being a critic is a fucking fool" - Scooter McCrae
(Director, Screenwriter and Movie Critic)
Welcome
to the Critical Condition web site. For those of you unfamiliar with
Critical Condition, let me give a little background. Critical
Condition (CritCon for short) was started as a small bi-monthly
newsletter in 1982 to alert my friends about the new horror films
that were released to theaters. The early 80's were a boon to the
horror business as many home-grown and foreign-made horror films 
were
being released to theaters every month. Some were good (Lucio
Fulci's THE BEYOND;
Gary Sherman's DEAD
& BURIED)
but most were bad (Jim Henley's JUNIOR;
Bruno Mattei's NIGHT
OF THE ZOMBIES and countless
others). Being the horror maven that I am (and will always be), I
started CritCon to separate the cream from the crap. The first
CritCon newsletter was merely one typewritten xeroxed page that I
passed out to my friends. By 1985 CritCon had mushroomed into a 20
page semi-pro magazine that had a circulation of about 1,000. The
year 1985 was a turning point in the horror film business. It was the
year that home video became wildly popular and forever changed the
way we viewed movies. Cheap horror films were no longer being
screened in theaters. Video distributors got wise and started
releasing every cheap horror film they could get their hands on. I
must have viewed over a thousand horror movies on video in 1985
alone! By 1987, I had burned-out writing about all the horror films
that I had watched and ceased publishing CritCon with one final 100
page issue. By this time there were plenty of other semi-pro
magazines on the market that were covering the same market that I
was. I took a much-needed rest from the writing game and began to
read all these other magazines. For the next five years I kept a low
profile but I was also becoming somewhat disillusioned. While some of
these magazines flourished and were quite well done (Tim & Donna
Lucas' VIDEO WATCHDOG,
Mike Accomando's DREADFUL
PLEASURES [now defunct]; Mike
Weldon's PSYCHOTRONIC
VIDEO [also
now no longer publishing]), most were merely rants disguising
themselves as film reviews. You would be lucky to get the name of the
actor who starred in the films they were reviewing. Forget about
getting the directing, producing or screenwriting credits because
they were non-existant. They seemed more interested in raving about
their political views or complaining about some insignificant pimple
on their ass. By 1992, I'd had enough and decided to begin publishing
Critical Condition on a semi-regular basis. I kept my own politics to
a minimum (usually confined to the editorial page) and concentrated
on the films and filmmakers themselves. Each issue of CritCon was
jam-packed with reviews of films that you probably never heard of
along with full cast and crew credits as well as original rare ad
mats. CritCon accepted no advertising making it a complete read from
the first page to the last. NOTE: After a long and hard look at the
publishing business (or the "rip-off business" as I call
it), I will no longer be publishing Critical Condition. It will now
be completely web-based. I hope you enjoy this web site. If you do
(or if you don't), drop me an e-mail and let me know what you think.
Check back often to read the new reviews, news, scans and informative emails.
Fred
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PS: For all of you that have emailed me asking if I sell the films I review, the answer is NO!!!. I do this for the sheer joy of it and would never think of turning a profit off of something I love so dearly. While most of the films I review are available from reliable distributors, some of the films have been out of circulation for years and will probably never get a legal DVD release in the near or distant future. If you do not see a link to a distributor at the end of my reviews, I could probably make you a copy of the film on DVD-R (which will play on most DVD players sold in the last couple of years) if you have films to trade. Email me with your inquiries (I have over 7,500 films in my library) and I'll see what I can do for you. These films are to be distributed from one collector to another (Legal disclaimer). Don't expect crystal clarity as they are being copied from VHS to DVD-R and you may be able to get your hands on a film that you've been dying to see for many years. (Good news: I've completely turned all my VHS tapes to DVD-R, so you can probably get any film you want reviewed on this web site.) Good luck! To see my VHS and DVD library list (it's not complete and badly needs an updating), click HERE. You must have Microsoft Excel 2000 or later to view the file.
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LAST
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Contents
© 1984 - 2012 One Eye Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
FORREST J. ACKERMAN 1916 - 2008, R.I.P.
PAUL NASCHY (Jacinto Molina Alvarez) 1934 - 2009, R.I.P.
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